Charm City Roller Girls Championship and Awesome Saturday Tonight in Baltimore
We’ve noticed something peculiar these last few months. Here at the Baltimore Chop, we keep track of local happenings and events pretty closely, and it seems to us that a pattern is beginning to...
View ArticlePuerto Rico Flowers, Pfisters @ Talking Head Stage Tonight
The astute among you will quickly notice that the shape of the graphic below is not Puerto Rico, but is in fact Australia. It’s Australia because that’s where John Sharkey III fucked off to after...
View ArticleA Fun Filled Friday at the Old-Punks’ Home
Okay, Baltimore. Today is the last day for you to go over and vote for us in the Mobbies. Go ahead. Click over and do it now. We’ll wait. Are you back? Okay. Cool. Thanks for that. Anyway, We’re still...
View ArticleD.R.I, Deep Sleep and More @ Sonar Tonight
For all the complaining we’ve done recently about old bands dragging their carcasses around the country on tours trying to relive their glory days and pay their rent, you’d think we’d be staying as far...
View ArticleObits, Sal Bando @ Sonar’s Talking Head Stage Tonight
Sometimes we’re too cool for things. Sometimes we like to pretend we’re too cool for things, when we’re really just too old and jaded for them. This is not one of those times. We’ve talked before about...
View ArticleGrant Hart @ Black Cat Tonight
When we went to the Obits show the other day, we mentioned that sometimes we’re too cool for things, and sometimes we’re too old for things. Seldom is it both, but if you thought there was any chance...
View ArticleA Ton of Music in Baltimore Tonight
So, basically, every place that has ever had music is having music tonight. There’s no shortage of choices, and there’s too much to talk about in detail, so we’ll just give you our picks and let you...
View ArticleShellac @ Sonar Tonight
You gotta go see Shellac tonight. Among the many reasons why you gotta go see Shellac tonight is because you’ve probably never seen them before, and the smart money says you’ll probably never see them...
View ArticleHipster Parking Lot
Update: Sonar is closed and now that Station North is Saving the City this lot is no longer free parking. It’s kind of ironic that we’re writing a post about parking now that we’ve resolved to give up...
View ArticleCharm City Roller Girls @ Du Burns Arena Tomorrow
A couple of years ago we wrote our first post about going to a roller derby bout. We were pretty happy with how it turned out, and it was probably the most popular post of 2010. Problem is, we kind of...
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